Saturday, October 23, 2004
Pic a nic baskets!
I have a job interview next week to become ... a park ranger!
Goddamn right a park ranger!
I'm gonna git me a smokey the bear hat and start practicing wearing it every where I go.
Goddamn right a park ranger!
I'm gonna git me a smokey the bear hat and start practicing wearing it every where I go.
Wednesday, October 13, 2004
Jobs
Got a job interview tomorrow.
Ya know ... Mall of America is big but it's not a town unto itself.
Century City is a Mall AND a city.
In fact I'm fairly certain it's a country like Vatican City or West Hollywood.
Century City has it's own Air Force.
West Hollywood has it's own Navy. At least I think it does, I see a lot of guys in sailor uniforms.
Ya know ... Mall of America is big but it's not a town unto itself.
Century City is a Mall AND a city.
In fact I'm fairly certain it's a country like Vatican City or West Hollywood.
Century City has it's own Air Force.
West Hollywood has it's own Navy. At least I think it does, I see a lot of guys in sailor uniforms.
Thursday, October 07, 2004
C.H.U.D.
C.H.U.D.
(Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers)
Now that's what I'm talking about!
Whoever has the rights to the title CHUD, come on lets go! CHUD III or IV or whatever we're up to, come on let's go!!! I'll work on it for free. So will my minions, once I get some minions. The time is RIGHT. The time is NOW. The time is RIGHT NOW!
(Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers)
Now that's what I'm talking about!
Whoever has the rights to the title CHUD, come on lets go! CHUD III or IV or whatever we're up to, come on let's go!!! I'll work on it for free. So will my minions, once I get some minions. The time is RIGHT. The time is NOW. The time is RIGHT NOW!
Friday, October 01, 2004
More Ultrasound
Had to go back, even though they were looking in the wrong spot and I eventually talked them into looking at the right spot, the wrong report went back to my doctor.
So ... about my first visit.
When I had my ultrasound I had a GORGEOUS woman unbuckle my belt, unbutton my fly, pull my pants down a little, tuck a towel in the top of my underwear then squirt KY jelly on my bladder and rub it around with a thing. To make matters worse she had her arm resting on my leg the whole time.
I was not REAL CLOSE to an Embarrassing Doctor's Office Boner.
But I was not REAL FAR AWAY either.
So ... about my first visit.
When I had my ultrasound I had a GORGEOUS woman unbuckle my belt, unbutton my fly, pull my pants down a little, tuck a towel in the top of my underwear then squirt KY jelly on my bladder and rub it around with a thing. To make matters worse she had her arm resting on my leg the whole time.
I was not REAL CLOSE to an Embarrassing Doctor's Office Boner.
But I was not REAL FAR AWAY either.
