Hi-Brow + Low-Brow = Uni-Brow

Any commercial that features worried old people is trying to sell you a crock of shit.

Solipsistic
Bloviate
Insofar
Albeit
Etiology
Demoniacal


Words I'm sure I use wrong:
Corollary / Analog
Tactical / Strategic
Auxiliary /Ancillary

Words I don't use anymore
Nebulous
Cantankerous

Words I made up
Bluggy
Marf

Fido preps himself to be wagged..

Ah ....

W's approval rating is finally so low they're gonna go down the fifth sub-basement beneath Bethesda Naval Medical Center, unhook bin Laden from the dialysis machine and put him on a plane, where he will be flown to his family in Saudi Arabia for religious ceremonies and then his remains will be shipped out to be "discovered."

This adminisistration really works your conspiracy theory muscles but it's hard to come up somehing so outrageous that it might not be true.

Hell instinctivley when he said there were WMDs in Iraq I said BULLSHIT. And waddya know? I was right! So let's let this one roll and see how it plays.

The Evacuation Limousines will be arriving shortly.

Cuz 27 electoral votes counts for a lot.

Details of unspecified threat remain a mystery

It's not that much of a mystery (see below)

New "terror alert" expected shortly

I REALLY, NOTICEABLY do not have enough sleep

It's raining

I'm in a dingy gray room surrounded by investment bankers

I'm reeling in shock from having just learned a pal of mine from way back when was killed in a car accident right here in my neighborhood.

In light of this stack of negatives, perhaps this book on demonic posession is not the best choice of reading for this afternoon.

I'm gonna set it down and pick up either the new Jon Kabat-Zinn or maybe just keep going with Catch 22

Ya ever meet those people that crinkle their faces when you mention Jimmy Carter?

If you ask them why they think he was such a bad president they mention two things: high gas prices and inflation going up.

... yeah that was awful, in fact it's really easy to imagine right at this second ...

oh and there was some unpleasantness in the middle east and we were not well respected over there at that time ...

then the great James Baker on behalf of Ronald Reagan asked the Iranians if they would just please HOLD the American hostages for JUST A LITTLE LONGER so they would be released under Reagan and not Carter. what a guy!

and don't get me started on Clinton! Whoo boy! Clinton!

Thank God the only cocks getting sucked in the White House now are the executive board of Halliburton.

W promises:

1. She is not an "activist judge"

2. She will not "legislate from the bench"

3. There is no "litmus test" on abortion

4. The very FIRST thing she will do is overturn Roe v. Wade