Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Anniversary gifts
"Traditional 9th wedding anniversary gifts have a theme of Pottery and Willow.A contemporary or modern 9th anniversary gifts has a theme of Leather. The flowers associated with the 9th anniversary are Poppies"
... Looks like it's bondage and opium again this year ...
... Looks like it's bondage and opium again this year ...
I can't catch a cold
This is my second week of ALMOST having a cold.
I'm right on the precipice.
The tension is unbearable.
I just want to get this started so I can get over it.
I'm going to go run through the sprinkler and sit by the air conditioner.
Then I'm going to go through the whole building licking doorknobs.
I'm right on the precipice.
The tension is unbearable.
I just want to get this started so I can get over it.
I'm going to go run through the sprinkler and sit by the air conditioner.
Then I'm going to go through the whole building licking doorknobs.
Monday, October 23, 2006
WHAT A NEATO DAY!
Golly, I was here by myself with no direct supervision, so I self-started myself into some branding and I got it done in a timely manner.
Because I worked smarter not harder I got it done even though I'm detail oriented.
...
yeah ... I sent in a resume for a job and never heard from them, part of me thinks they might have seen my email, gone to my web page, followed it to my blog and determined I was too much of an anarchist to hire ...
I suppose I should have a sterilized email just for dayjobby things, but man oh man, if anyone takes the time to google me they're gonna have plenty to chew on, yes those are all me, except for the ones about a lawyer in Minneapolis. That's another guy with my name.
I wonder if my stuff has ever bitten him on the ass? Some HR bimbo at a law office with a printout of all my stuff asking this poor lawyer about all these evil fart jokes and anarchy and nonsense.
There was a guy in my school with the same name as me, spelled slightly different but pronounced the same and he was an insane violent cowboy shitkicker and I was perfectly willing to ride his rep a little insofar as it kept me out of fights and as long as I didn't have to do detention for his shenanigans.
They're probably right not to hire me. I'm a shitload of fun to work with but yeah I'm not going to the holiday party or the team-building weekend. I'm not even going to the pantry for birthday cake.
Because I worked smarter not harder I got it done even though I'm detail oriented.
...
yeah ... I sent in a resume for a job and never heard from them, part of me thinks they might have seen my email, gone to my web page, followed it to my blog and determined I was too much of an anarchist to hire ...
I suppose I should have a sterilized email just for dayjobby things, but man oh man, if anyone takes the time to google me they're gonna have plenty to chew on, yes those are all me, except for the ones about a lawyer in Minneapolis. That's another guy with my name.
I wonder if my stuff has ever bitten him on the ass? Some HR bimbo at a law office with a printout of all my stuff asking this poor lawyer about all these evil fart jokes and anarchy and nonsense.
There was a guy in my school with the same name as me, spelled slightly different but pronounced the same and he was an insane violent cowboy shitkicker and I was perfectly willing to ride his rep a little insofar as it kept me out of fights and as long as I didn't have to do detention for his shenanigans.
They're probably right not to hire me. I'm a shitload of fun to work with but yeah I'm not going to the holiday party or the team-building weekend. I'm not even going to the pantry for birthday cake.
Friday, October 20, 2006
What's wrong with these people?
I can't believe nobody at work wants to have a conversation about my bowel movements.
Friday, October 13, 2006
I'm not the alchemist I used to be
Every time I try to turn an alembic full of lead into gold, I end up with a tub full of crystal meth.
joke: -1
vocabulary: +1
final score: 0
joke: -1
vocabulary: +1
final score: 0
Monday, October 09, 2006
This week is FLYING by!
Can you believe it's Monday already?
