Friday, November 17, 2006
APB - be on the lookout for ...
This morning my cat, PussPuss, was walking around on my chest trying to wake me up.
She lost her footing on the comforter and slid, catching a claw and leaving a decent-sized scratch on my arm.
"OW!" said I.
"PussPuss!" my wife said.
In my sleepyhead/dreamtime state, I thought to myself
"OHHH! So that WAS PussPuss walking around my chest ... I thought it was Martin Neubarth."
...
I don't know who Martin Neubarth is but evidently he's small enough to walk around on my chest AND he's got a reputation for doing so.
She lost her footing on the comforter and slid, catching a claw and leaving a decent-sized scratch on my arm.
"OW!" said I.
"PussPuss!" my wife said.
In my sleepyhead/dreamtime state, I thought to myself
"OHHH! So that WAS PussPuss walking around my chest ... I thought it was Martin Neubarth."
...
I don't know who Martin Neubarth is but evidently he's small enough to walk around on my chest AND he's got a reputation for doing so.
Thursday, November 16, 2006
Voodoo practitioner jinxes Bush
A renowned black magic practitioner performed a voodoo ritual Thursday to jinx President George W. Bush and his entourage while he was on a brief visit to Indonesia.
President Bush responded that anybody who believes that sort of superstitious nonsense will get what's coming to them in the Rapture.
President Bush responded that anybody who believes that sort of superstitious nonsense will get what's coming to them in the Rapture.
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Dregulation
I typed that instead of "deregulation"
Funny how some typos are more accurate than the original
Funny how some typos are more accurate than the original
